Dive into retro gaming chaos with The Angry Video Game Nerd Rap, a high-energy tribute to one of YouTube’s most iconic personalities, James Rolfe, aka AVGN. Karanastic takes on the Nerd’s signature rage-filled critiques, rapping about infamous games like E.T., Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and even Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties. From AVGN’s Rolling Rock-fueled rampages to his battles with gaming’s worst creations, this track celebrates the Nerd’s unfiltered humor and love for retro gaming. Whether you’re a fan of Atari nightmares or the NES era, this song is packed with references that bring AVGN’s world to life.
Karanastic was an extra in the AVGN movie! The music video has a few Easter eggs from the legendary cameo appearance.
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He’ll take you back to the past
Play the games that suck ass
Gets up on Atari
You know you’re gonna hear his wrath
Playing E.T. sucks
I never want to experience that
Never want to pick it up
“All your base are belong to us”
Is making me illiterate
All this Atari porn
Is far from legitimate
Numb away the pain
So get up on that Rolling Rock
Kill that f***in’ bunny
Who says: “What up, Doc?”
Send him back to hell
And burn that crazy castle
Play with Rob the Robot?
It’s too much of a hassle
And beating most these games is impossible
AVGN is unstoppable
He’s collecting all unlockables
But they all be hidden
So you need a guide
Eat the a**hole of a skunk
Or play this game—he can’t decide
Feeling like he’s Dr. Jekyll
Turned to Mr. Hyde
To his surprise, he found that
Plumbers don’t wear ties
But he’s killing everything
When he puts on his disguise
When he wears the cape
Power Glove and the Zapper
Blast away the shitty game
And flush it down the crapper
How could they make games this bad?
It’s really so absurd
You can call him James
The Angry Video Game Nerd
Play the games that suck ass
Gets up on Atari
You know you’re gonna hear his wrath
Playing E.T. sucks
I never want to experience that
Never want to pick it up
“All your base are belong to us”
Is making me illiterate
All this Atari porn
Is far from legitimate
Numb away the pain
So get up on that Rolling Rock
Kill that f***in’ bunny
Who says: “What up, Doc?”
Send him back to hell
And burn that crazy castle
Play with Rob the Robot?
It’s too much of a hassle
And beating most these games is impossible
AVGN is unstoppable
He’s collecting all unlockables
But they all be hidden
So you need a guide
Eat the a**hole of a skunk
Or play this game—he can’t decide
Feeling like he’s Dr. Jekyll
Turned to Mr. Hyde
To his surprise, he found that
Plumbers don’t wear ties
But he’s killing everything
When he puts on his disguise
When he wears the cape
Power Glove and the Zapper
Blast away the shitty game
And flush it down the crapper
How could they make games this bad?
It’s really so absurd
You can call him James
The Angry Video Game Nerd
Nerd…