Breaking Bad Rap

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Hey there students welcome to class, I’m here to teach you chemistry
If you live like me science really is a necessity
Use it in many ways when I got to kill my enemies
Threaten my livelihood then you’re gonna pay a penalty
See the flame change colors on my bunts and burner
Before i turned 50 i never imagined murder
Had no choice, yeah I had to advance further
Working at the car wash get yelled at by the man
On my own birthday but i do it for my fam
but it’s all really worth it for that birthday bacon
One day I’m working then collapsing
Coughing up a storm and I cant stop hacking
Doc said I got cancer, how did that happen?
That is what got me started onto this path,
An I’ll say the same thing I said to Uncle Jack

Walt: now, say my name
Jack: Heisenberg
Walt: You’re goddamn right

Yeah bitch you goddamn right, to family I’m Walter White
To everybody else I’m a legend who is out of sight
I’m a burglar who be stealing methylamine at night
Breaking through the locks with my home-made batch of termite
Gotta get more money gotta get more dollars for my ice
Risk gotta be worth the price
I’m dealing with a man always sniffing on a Bowie knife
Never did he see a cook who made a batch up so precise
Me and my partner make it right

I’ll be the top chef, I’ll do the thinking
You be my assistant Mr. Pinkman
Make it really pure we wont need any chili P
I’ll be your mentor and I’ll teach you the recipe
Head up to the desert and we’ll grab an RV
I know its Albuquerque but we’ll make it icy
Kill Krazy-8 and we’ll make a nice team
Put his ass up in acid drip like melted ice cream

This meth empire I am going to monopolize
Had to tell a lot of lies
Went from being pitied to respected and despised
Every situation, had it analyzed
Stayed two steps ahead you kept 3 back
You know its fucking trouble got my pork pie cap
Gretchen and Elliot, I’m not a poor sap
Two best hit men, we’ll have the last laugh
Better give my son this cash

Open door and get shot? Bitch I’m the one who knocks
Poisoning that kid Brock
Lydia with Stevia
Sorry Mike, had to get rid of ya
Jane and her vomit no it wasn’t any prettier
Found myself in trouble then I better call Saul
Criminal lawyer on my fucking pay roll
Ted Beneke living real painful
And this stupid fucking fly got me real anal

Hank: I don’t know who you are, I don’t even know who I’m talking to
Walt: If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.
Walt: You’re goddamn right.

Got a lot of respect for Drug Enforcement Agent Schroder
Polar opposite of my Heisenberg persona
Got his office tapped with a mic behind a picture frame
Came a long way from staring at a mustard stain
To running people over
To stealing from a freight train
Having Tio Salamanca blow up Gus Fring
Gotta keep hustling do one last thing
Go to the Granite State go into hiding

Went and freed Jesse, yes I went an built a robot
Gonna see a M60 when that trunk pop
Go and chock Todd make that mother fuckers heart stop
Never gonna catch me gonna die before i see the cops
Said my goodbyes and I made all my amends
At the meth lab with my only true friends
Check on the equipment one final time again
Been one hell of a ride from beginning to the end