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Dave Dameshek NFL Rap

As a proud member of the Shek Republic (and a less-than-proud member of the Feensters Union), I created this rap for the Dave Dameshek NFL Football Program back in 2013. This track debuted on Episode 142 of the show, where none other than Dallas Cowboys superstar Dez Bryant gave it a listen — and even rated it a 7/10! I’ll take that as a win from an NFL wide receiver.

This quick but punchy track celebrates Dameshek’s unique style, football expertise, and his knack for making fans laugh. From Pittsburgh’s Steel Curtain to NFL draft day excitement, this rap covers all things Dave D and the DDFP. So tune in, grab your foam finger, and enjoy!

Dameshek NFL Rap

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The Dave Dameshek NFL Rap

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Let it Begin……

We got Dameshek on the Program now
He’s dropping knowledge he got football down
He’s from Pittsburgh, Steel Curtain town
Cool like Polamalu, quick like Ray Rice
Focus like Tom Brady on game night
And it might be more exciting than watching the draft
When David’s on the mic and he’s killing his craft
All the while doing it he’s making his fans laugh
He always finish first like Kansas City finish last
Studio 66 having a blast
More so than the old show known as MASH
So dope but hope there’s no helicopther crash
Nope the shows clean as soap opposite of crap
Subscribe on iTunes to show support
Or you might end up on the shame report
(Try not to embarrass yourselves)
Wear the brown bag, as bad as it gets
Like walking offsides you ain’t watching your step
That’s worst than Seahawks and that uniform
I’d be embarrassed to have it worn
Unlike the 49ers that Dave adorns
Raise your horns just like the Rams
And everybody rise up from out the stands
Tip your glass up and clap ya hands
All for the Dave Dameshek Football Program

Balls been thrown and now it’s floating
Final seconds left don’t blow the whole thing
Don’t step out of bounds you’ll lose the game
If you follow Dave D you might get the ring
Regardless you’re gonna be entertained
Sports forecasting has forever been changed