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Dexter (Showtime) Rap

This is a rap song about the killer Showtime series Dexter. This is from the perspective of Dexter Morgan and touches on everything from the Ice Truck Killer, Trinity, Deb and everything else in the show. This is a dark telling from the Dark Passenger aka the Dark Defender.

Dexter (Showtime) Rap

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Karanastic - Showtime Rap by Karanastic - Album Artwork of a room with plastic bags on walls

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Lyrics:

Hey there nice to meet ya you can call me Dexter Morgan
Working for the cops so I’m something like a law man
But behind the closed doors I’m cutting up ya organs
Dicing up and slicing up I’ll gut you with my saw man
Calm and it’s cool and it’s awfully soothing
Cleaning up the evidence an I’m off and moving
You ain’t no sleuth and you lack the proof
I’ll leave you like Doakes have your ass removed
An what you gonna prove when you head down stream
From Florida to Gulf Coast to never ever seen
Not trying to be mean just born in blood
That fucking chain saw and that common thug
Never learned how to love but I learned to the code
Yes Harry taught me well and he kept me cold
Always did what I was told true self I’ll hide
Till he saw the real me and he committed suicide

I’m a rare breed they don’t make em like me
I killa killa killa villains in Miami
Wife was slain by the main trinity
A killa killa killa villain in Miami

Darkly dreaming demon with pork for breakfast
Can’t afford to be tired I’m working excess
Amounts during the day no nights I slumber
The passenger is calling gotta feed his hunger
Yeah him and Harrison I’ll give you medicine
In the form of syringe
Or end up like Lila fly off of the hinge
Head to Paris and I risk my fucking freedom
Then I killed Miguel man you shoulda fucking seen em
The dude went bananas much sicker than I
The Dark Defender knew he should be punished and die
If the strong survive then why did Arthur Mitchell
I thought I could trust him cuz everything’s a ritual
Very habitual but not like me
I’d do anything for Deb and he killed his family
Though I killed Brian also known as Ice Truck
He was morally corrupt so his body my knife struck

I’m a rare breed they don’t make em like me
I killa killa killa villains in Miami
Wife was slain by the main trinity
A killa killa killa villain in Miami