F The Ordinary
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Karanastic – you think you’re the best on the internet
Well then, your cable connection must be down
You are terrible
You have no hope
Show me what you’re working with
[Verse 1]
Motherfucker go talk ya trash. Leave you bloody like a pussy gash. Not talking bout once a month, more like I kicked you up in the cunt. Got the power like Krypton’s son, I’ll fuck you bitch with a rubber one. Best on the net, look it up. I planted it myself like a crooked cop. Fuck you sideways like a crooked cock. Spray my Venom – I’m Eddie Brock. In this comic book of life, I’m not at the end, not even quite. Its not right, imperfect, most mainstream rap is worthless. Bring the underground to the surface. This irons hot like a furnace.
[Hook]
You amped up, you ready?
Yo – Fuck the ordinary
Live life fast like a hot pursuit
Down it all like vodka, juice
Don’t Stop
Woot Woot
And get dirty like a poop shoot
Don’t Stop
Woot Woot
And stray fresh like new shoes
[Verse 2]
Know any haters? You know me. And I can’t go away like a STD. I’m constantly up in your ear with a wannabe famous rap career. Unsigned, I’m a one-man crew. Said live fast like a hot pursuit. Don’t be square. Fuck you suit. You aint hot shit like a female nude. You out of touch you out of tune, and I’m not to thrilled or over the moon bout anything I see on the news. Tune it out and change the page. Politicians gonna fill my rage and take me back to my Viking days – Hagar the Horrible. Feel my blade, it’s powerful.
[Hook]
You amped up, you ready?
Yo – Fuck the ordinary
Live life fast like a hot pursuit
Down it all like vodka, juice
Don’t Stop
Woot Woot
And get dirty like a poop shoot
Don’t Stop
Woot Woot
And stray fresh like new shoes
[Verse 3]
Fuck the Apple iPhone. I’ll break that shit like Styrofoam. They got more cake than Uncle Sam. Go take my money, Oh, Hot Damn. Get money slow, spend it speedy, don’t worry these stamps will feed me. Want it all, want to be greedy, stuff myself until I’m queasy. Never lie bout how much I floss. No Beamer, Benz, Bentley or Porsche. Better chance hell catching frost. Atheist so a chance of course. Aim high like down wind, looser than a puss pounded, this weed made me dumbfounded.
[Hook]
You amped up, you ready?
Yo – Fuck the ordinary
Live life fast like a hot pursuit
Down it all like vodka, juice
Don’t Stop
Woot Woot
And get dirty like a poop shoot
Don’t Stop
Woot Woot
And stray fresh like new shoes
[Voice of Bane]
Well then, that wasn’t so bad after all. I guess you are the Internets best rapper. My favorite part of that song was when it gave me a boner. It made me happy. (Maniacal laughing)
Stupid motherfucker.