Shook Ones (Remix)
In “Shook Ones (Remix),” Karanastic tackles the iconic Mobb Deep beat with relentless energy, unleashing over 90 lines of raw, unfiltered verses in a four-minute flow with no breaks. This track feels like a lyrical marathon, with Karanastic weaving pop culture references, dark humor, and personal musings into a seamless, chaotic narrative that keeps listeners hanging on every bar. His verses jump from hilariously brash lines to introspective moments, all delivered with a wild intensity that’s both captivating and confrontational. There’s a gritty nostalgia mixed with fresh, inventive wordplay here, showcasing Karanastic’s skill as he pays homage to the original while carving out his own lane. With its fast pace, punchlines, and unapologetically wild style, “Shook Ones (Remix)” stands as both a tribute and a challenge, leaving an unforgettable mark on the classic beat.
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#Karanastic
I ain’t from the underground I’m furthest from the mainstream
Straight hungry for the sound sip it up like a canteen
Can’t seem to stay down I keep climbing way up
Feel like a penis rubbing between a d-cup
Deluxe is deez nuts and she sucks em all
And I tuck and oh shucks no bowel control
Farted and I pooped and screamed whoopsy daisy
Then ate it till I puked and became perfectly crazy
They made me a genius so I cut off my ear
Went to work with makeup and a padded brassiere
This is just another jig not a regular song
But there is nothing “just” about it cuz these morals forgone
I say what’s in my mind and what pops off of the dome
And I will have a shot of Goose, Captain, Jack and Patron
Don’t need it separated just start mixing it up
And I will down it much faster than you can pour in my cup
You would think I’m in a race the way I’m running amok
And there is nothing you can teach me so don’t try to instruct
Shoutout to Mobb Deep for providing the beat
Lyrically perfected it so don’t try to compete
This is just another homage throw my hands up in peace
And with the pointer finger down I raise it up in the streets
The attitude conditioner – I rinse and repeat
Yo these other rappers don’t spit, they vaginally secrete
That’s why I eat em like a feast yeah I’m chomping with my teeth
The neighborhood guard dog I’m rabid unleashed
Life can truly change in the blink of an eye
One day you could be breathing next you wake up an die
It’s a miracle we’re here every day we survive
So have purpose in what you do and maybe do it with pride
Maybe not with the prejudice
Maybe others hide but you perceive it as effortless
Maybe I’m your friend but most likely your nemesis
The Knuckles to your Sonic your Genesis
Shook Ones over here like to think that I’m Infamous
Came with an attitude a chip on my shoulder
Like a Pringles can bazooka one blast and it’s over
Something like The Undertaker slam and I choke ya
Casket buried alive closed like Hodor
You annoying like cold sores
Who could be mad at me?
Got an A for effort but a D in tenacity
Bohemin Rhapsody I’m jamming like Wayne
Keep it old school like hijacking a train
And I will give it to ya straight I wouldn’t lie to ya man
Like the government did the day they shot down a plane
Look up the conspiracy of Flight 93
The shits a whole other level a whole other degree
And if I die tomorrow and I may certainly
Then send my ass out to orbit with a spacial release
So I can be among the floating foreign debris
Until I splash down deep into Europa’s seas
Give it a little time maybe a couple of billion
Reanimate myself and become hella resilient
Part man, I’m part beast, I’m part reptilian
Artist, car thief, waxed Brazilian
My hearts obsidian that means it’s black
Still a sucker for the hardcore call it Cactus Jack
Another call back to that 90’s wrestling
Hit you from the top rope power NITRO(glycerin)
My brow is glistening, no one is listening
hear a pin drop as I pound these punches in
King or a Sultan, I would handle it well
But I would rather be Jafar and put you under my spell
You think your carpets magic maybe give it a wash
Another employee acting like you the boss
Like an email from management – you’re gonna get tossed
You’re the shit between my teeth and it’s the reason I floss
They named a street after me but people died when they crossed
Cuz I’m the smoke monster from the ending of LOST
Yeah I keep it mysterious and leave em depressed
I be raging furiously and beat on my chest
I beat em to death, Usain Bolt in a race
Staring at my back as you looking to chase
See me carry that weight, and lift it up on one hand
Deleted social media that shit is pretend
There’s only so many memes that I don’t understand
Because we only have so much hourglass sand
I ain’t gonna waste it don’t try to impress
I buy my shirts are Target that’s the way that I dress
But you know I got that flavor sprinkled on like lemon zest
But you bitches are some divas locked onto your mamas breast
There ain’t no contest, underrated and hated
All I see is color green and it’s the way that I’m JADEd
That’s why I’m carrying a blade always sharp and serrated
And let the skin get penetrated and created a pool
A black and red mask on smart aleck and cruel
Covered in drool from my lips to my tool
From way back when all the teachers used to fuck me in school
If you ain’t get the point you better sharpen your tip
Cuz I don’t speak in a way you need a key to decrypt
I’ll never cease and desist I’m not a man but a myth