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Karanastic raps over the Eminem song Tobey, with original lyrics. Enjoy the Tom McDonald and Ben Shapiro Diss lines. And insetad of Tobey and Goats, I use the spiritual animal of The Wolf and  acknowledge that Miles Morales, Gwen Stacey and Peter Parker got bit by a spider.

Lyrics:
Miles Morales got bit by a spider, but me I got bit by a wolf
in another dimension, the goat is ascending, these rappers are lacking a pulse
cucks I turned to a bull, talkin so meek, you act like a sheep, your eyes are covered in wool
cant see your own hand in front of your face – ya actin a fool you cannot embrace
another world view – Owens Candace
love being controlled and mask mandates –
if im wearin mask, im flyin the brass, I’m taking the shit, I’m robbin ya cash
ya shit is so trash – its past like history
dont know where I stand – or where I will land
I hate predictability
fuckin losers….

Tom McDonalds a Canadian grifter
face tattoos n he smells he like a sphincter
looking like a retard pandering
but i’ll still vote for the Mandarin
Join the dark side bitch like Anakin
I came to win you came you came to play
brought my knife cuz I came to slay
another white rapper but I ain’t corny
I ain’t to lame I ain’t too gay just causing duels like hey tue shey
tear me down like statues of Andrew J – jerkin off to Louie CK
im Y2J – breaking walls like Jericho
Grateful for life and its a miracle – work harder
feeling nice like there’s hair to pull – Kamala
no role models n Im lacking heroes
slap the fuck up outta Ben Shapiro
piss in the mouth of Bob Denero
then light ya ass after pourin gas from my Chevy as Velero
I’m just a product of my time from 85′
wont eat ya corpse but swallow flies
and never once hand sanitized and wih my teeth I got circumcised
I bring the heat like im cauterized I caught ya lies so you stay despised like NASA
millions of dollars a fucking day its “N”ever “A” “S”traight “A” answer.
stay wise like Geminis while y’all you stay a Cancer

Gwen Stacey got bit by a spider but me I got bit my a wolf
fuck these pigs n im talkin cops cuz I don’t lick no boots
never be famous or stupid rich cuz I ain’t in cahoots
with shady folk with influence with the black eye club that bruise

Talking shit where its obvious too easy to see (deceive) the populous
divided states of America its no longer homogenous
im a modernist im a niellist n I had a few psychologist
that told me shit like my mind is crazed don’t trust doctors or scientist
with a chip on my shoulder like a bag of lays – autistic as fuck emotionally
open a can of whop A – up on ya ass like Dark Side Rey
before they threw that force away
a bunch of chicks, who get their kicks writing dumb shit with chardonnary
wont give another penny – no Anfernee Hardaway

Peter Parker got bit by spider but me I got bit by a wolf
it aint a goat cuz I aint satanic an I don’t got no hooves
my crown of thorns still torn an withered my spirirt cant be moved
slingin up the rap game with mary jane smokin all these dudes….

…Smokin, smokin sausage bro?
Nah like smoking lyrically or metaphorically blasting em like a game of Fallout 76.
not smokin like Zendaya smokin.

crazy world with crazy girls.
and spider man ToeJam an Earl
know someone? send em my referral.
Karanastic

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